sludgeguts
09-02-2003, 11:42 PM
A man walks into a needlecraft shop and asks the lady behind the counter for an embroidery hoop.
The lady behind the counter says, "did your wife have any particular size in mind sir?".
And the man says, "I've no idea".
So the lady says, "well sir, they come in all shapes and sizes, we have oval ones and round ones as you can see, and each shape comes in a variety of sizes."
The man says, "I'd like an eight inch round one please".
The lady behind the counter says that it might be best to check with your wife because she may want a bigger one, it depends upon the size of the piece of work she is doing.
Needless to say, the man purchased a new hoop online and never went back to said needlecraft shop ever again.
I can look back at this and laugh about it, I had plenty of opportunity for wit and banter but I guess I was so annoyed that the shop assistant assumed I was on an errand for my wife. In reality, my wife watches in amazement as I build up really complex pictures, my dirty great big hands working such a tiny needle.
A man walks into the doctors.
"Doctor, I feel like a pig"
"and how long have you felt this way?"
"about two wEEKs"
(sound the last word as though a pig was squealing!)
That's got to be the funniest clean joke I know!
The lady behind the counter says, "did your wife have any particular size in mind sir?".
And the man says, "I've no idea".
So the lady says, "well sir, they come in all shapes and sizes, we have oval ones and round ones as you can see, and each shape comes in a variety of sizes."
The man says, "I'd like an eight inch round one please".
The lady behind the counter says that it might be best to check with your wife because she may want a bigger one, it depends upon the size of the piece of work she is doing.
Needless to say, the man purchased a new hoop online and never went back to said needlecraft shop ever again.
I can look back at this and laugh about it, I had plenty of opportunity for wit and banter but I guess I was so annoyed that the shop assistant assumed I was on an errand for my wife. In reality, my wife watches in amazement as I build up really complex pictures, my dirty great big hands working such a tiny needle.
A man walks into the doctors.
"Doctor, I feel like a pig"
"and how long have you felt this way?"
"about two wEEKs"
(sound the last word as though a pig was squealing!)
That's got to be the funniest clean joke I know!