evencrosser
04-22-2006, 03:35 PM
I mean no offence to anyone!
A scotsman, an Australian and a Liverpudlian are in a bar when in walks a man in a long frock and with a beard.
The Australian says "I think that's Jesus"
"Could be" says the scotsman, "Let's ask him"
So the three go over and the Liverpudlian says, "Are you Jesus?"
"Yes" replies the man.
"Blimey," says the Australian "And no ones bought you a drink, how unsociable of us." So they go to the bar. The Australian buys him a lager, the Scotsman buys him a scotch and the Liverpudlian buys him a pint of ale.
Jesus drinks the drinks and then turns to the Australian and shakes his hand "Thank you my son," he says.
"Cor!" says the Australian, "Me arthritis is cured, thats a miracle, twenty years that has hurt me!
Jesus then turns to the Scotsman and takes him by the hand, "Thank you my son," he says.
"Auch!" says the Scotsman, "My sciatica is cured! Twenty-two years of back ache and it's gone - it's a miracle!"
Jesus then turns to the Liverpudlian and goes to take his hand, "On yer bike son," says the Liverpudlian, "I've been on Disability benefit for twenty-five years"
A scotsman, an Australian and a Liverpudlian are in a bar when in walks a man in a long frock and with a beard.
The Australian says "I think that's Jesus"
"Could be" says the scotsman, "Let's ask him"
So the three go over and the Liverpudlian says, "Are you Jesus?"
"Yes" replies the man.
"Blimey," says the Australian "And no ones bought you a drink, how unsociable of us." So they go to the bar. The Australian buys him a lager, the Scotsman buys him a scotch and the Liverpudlian buys him a pint of ale.
Jesus drinks the drinks and then turns to the Australian and shakes his hand "Thank you my son," he says.
"Cor!" says the Australian, "Me arthritis is cured, thats a miracle, twenty years that has hurt me!
Jesus then turns to the Scotsman and takes him by the hand, "Thank you my son," he says.
"Auch!" says the Scotsman, "My sciatica is cured! Twenty-two years of back ache and it's gone - it's a miracle!"
Jesus then turns to the Liverpudlian and goes to take his hand, "On yer bike son," says the Liverpudlian, "I've been on Disability benefit for twenty-five years"