A Bikers Wish

[earthsea]

A biker was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one
wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think
of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it
would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard
for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more
time and think of something that would honor and
glorify Me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know
how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?